I sit on the edge of my bed and eat a bowl of sugary cereal, like a big fat slob Naked underneath my housecoat, I don't care if my big belly and tits hang out I greedily devour the bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, ignoring the fact that one helping accounts for nearly all of my daily suggested calories After slurping down the milk and partly soggy cereal, I rub my gut with satisfaction
