Ugh, Valentine's Day Laying naked on my bed I light a cigarette and complain about how stupid Valentine's Day is I tell you that the holiday is a sham and it annoys me to see men being praised for doing the bare minimum Dragging on my cigarette, I encourage woman to dump their inept male partners on Valentine's Day and talk about how much better woman are than men I french inhale and blow smoke at you while criticizing men on Valentine's Day